Terms and Conditions
WHIRLWINED LLC
TERMS OF SALE, ASSUMPTION OF RISK, AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AGREEMENT
Last Updated: 01/09/26
These Terms of Sale, Assumption of Risk, and Limitation of Liability Agreement (“Agreement”) govern the purchase, use, and consumption of all products sold by Whirlwined LLC, an Illinois limited liability company (“Whirlwined,” “Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”), through the website www.drinkwhirlwined.com and any affiliated platforms (collectively, the “Site”).
By accessing the Site, placing an order, purchasing, receiving, opening, consuming, or otherwise using any Whirlwined product (the “Products”), you (“Customer,” “you,” or “your”) affirmatively agree to be legally bound by this Agreement in its entirety. If you do not agree, do not purchase or use the Products.
1. LEGAL STATUS OF PRODUCTS
Whirlwined Products are hemp-derived beverages manufactured and sold pursuant to the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill (7 U.S.C. § 1639o et seq.), containing no more than 0.3% delta-9 THC on a dry-weight basis, derived exclusively from federally lawful hemp.
You acknowledge and agree that:
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Hemp laws vary by state, county, municipality, and country
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Laws may change without notice
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Enforcement practices are inconsistent and evolving
YOU BEAR SOLE RESPONSIBILITY for determining whether possession, use, importation, or consumption of the Products is lawful in your jurisdiction.
2. AGE RESTRICTION AND ELIGIBILITY
You represent and warrant that:
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You are at least 21 years of age
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You are legally permitted to purchase and consume hemp-derived products in your jurisdiction
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You are not prohibited by law, court order, employment policy, medical restriction, or probation/parole condition from consuming THC-containing products
Whirlwined does not sell to minors. Any misrepresentation of age constitutes fraud and voids all protections otherwise afforded to you.
3. ASSUMPTION OF RISK
You expressly acknowledge and agree that:
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Consumption of hemp-derived THC beverages may cause impairment
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Effects vary by individual, dosage, metabolism, health status, and tolerance
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Potential effects may include drowsiness, anxiety, dizziness, altered perception, delayed reaction time, nausea, or other physical or psychological effects
YOU VOLUNTARILY AND KNOWINGLY ASSUME ALL RISKS, known and unknown, foreseeable and unforeseeable, arising from:
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Purchase
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Possession
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Storage
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Consumption
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Combination with alcohol, medications, supplements, or other substances
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Improper use
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Use contrary to labeling or instructions
4. NO MEDICAL OR HEALTH CLAIMS
Products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Whirlwined does not provide medical advice. Any statements regarding mood, relaxation, wellness, or experience are non-medical, subjective, and informational only.
Consult a licensed physician before use if you:
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Are pregnant or breastfeeding
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Have a medical condition
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Take prescription or over-the-counter medications
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Have a history of substance sensitivity or mental health conditions
5. STRICT LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WHIRLWINED SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY:
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Personal injury
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Death
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Property damage
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Economic loss
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Lost profits
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Emotional distress
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Loss of enjoyment
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Business interruption
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Incidental, consequential, indirect, punitive, or special damages
REGARDLESS OF THEORY OF LIABILITY, INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY, PRODUCT LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY, OR STATUTORY CLAIM.
TOTAL AGGREGATE LIABILITY, IF ANY, SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT YOU PAID FOR THE PRODUCT GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM.
6. WAIVER AND RELEASE
You hereby irrevocably release, waive, and discharge Whirlwined and its:
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Members
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Managers
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Officers
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Employees
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Contractors
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Affiliates
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Suppliers
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Distributors
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Insurers
from any and all claims, known or unknown, arising out of or related to the Products, including claims based on:
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Product effects
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Labeling
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Dosage
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Alleged non-compliance with local law
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Transportation or seizure by authorities
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Third-party misuse
7. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Whirlwined from any claims, damages, fines, penalties, costs, or attorneys’ fees arising from:
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Your breach of this Agreement
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Your misuse of Products
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Your violation of law
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Your resale, sharing, or distribution of Products
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Claims brought by third parties to whom you provide Products
8. INTERSTATE AND OUT-OF-STATE PURCHASES
If you purchase Products outside Illinois, you expressly acknowledge that:
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You requested shipment into your jurisdiction
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You independently determined legality
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Whirlwined makes no representation regarding compliance with your local laws
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Title and risk of loss pass to you at shipment
You agree that any enforcement action, seizure, or prohibition shall not constitute a defect, breach, or liability on the part of Whirlwined.
9. NO WARRANTIES
PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE.”
WHIRLWINED DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING:
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MERCHANTABILITY
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FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
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NON-INFRINGEMENT
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ACCURACY OF EFFECT
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CONSISTENCY OF EXPERIENCE
10. BINDING ARBITRATION & CLASS ACTION WAIVER
ANY DISPUTE SHALL BE RESOLVED BY FINAL AND BINDING ARBITRATION, conducted in Cook County, Illinois, under the rules of the American Arbitration Association.
You WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO A JURY TRIAL.
You further waive the right to participate in any class action, collective action, or representative proceeding.
11. GOVERNING LAW & VENUE
This Agreement shall be governed exclusively by the laws of the State of Illinois, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
Any permitted court proceedings shall occur exclusively in Cook County, Illinois.
12. SEVERABILITY & SURVIVAL
If any provision is held unenforceable, the remainder shall remain in full force.
All disclaimers, limitations, indemnities, and arbitration provisions survive termination and consumption of Products.
13. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Whirlwined regarding Product purchases and supersedes all prior communications.

